My name is Mary, I live in Florida.

I'm a huge fan of Billy Joel, Hetalia, Doctor Who, BBC Sherlock, Homestuck, and Les Misérables. I'll probably be talking about these a lot.

I like reading, baking, fencing, gardening, and obsessing over fictional characters.

my OTPs are fruk, lietpol, amecan, ukcan, spamano, prucan, and dennor but I honestly ship everything.

I sometimes make a ton of useless text posts. this blog is almost always suitable for work.
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ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

eggs are also great for burns. cool the burn under water and then spread raw egg whites across the burned skin. every once in a while put on another layer of egg whites on the burned area. it will really help.